NEWS FLASH: Animal Decisions and The Straight Poop premiere in Germany! Playwrights parents are pleased! Thanks, David T.

There's a new musical going on that I had nothing to do with, even though a current theme seems to suspiciously similar. Enter "Caligula: the Musical" starring Mary Mossberg. Here's where you can check it out and get some tickets for yourself:

Caligula: The Musical

Still having hearing problems. Ah, well.